Stain of panic
Do you know someone who lets out a “the world is going to end” gasp after they spill something on themselves and in a seriously concerned state ask, “Is it going to stain?!” then run around panic-stricken to find water as if a fire has fallen on their trousers or blouse? Well, instead of rolling your eyes at the drama of it all or laughing at the silliness of what they consider a serious situation, offer this: Madame Paulette’s Professional Stain Removal Kit.
Most likely, they will ask you “What is this?” because although they are on a mission to do something, they do not want to make it worse and therefore may have their reservations if they are not familiar with Madame Paulette’s impeccable reputation (now maybe you can roll your eyes). All you can hope is that their stain is a big red wine one so you can show em what this kit is really made of and become a hero of some sort (except if you are at a charity event…or a dedication…then you still might not be the star, star of the show…but you will be a fabulous Nestlette!).
What was once a traumatic experience is no more. Instead of hyperventilating, simply take out the kit, perform a quick series of operations designed specifically for the stain at hand (your panicked friend should appreciate this attention to detail) and the stain will be gone in the blink of an eye.
